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Miz Sarcastic has proudly attained Ph.D.’s in Humor, Sarcasm, Irony, One Liners, Insults, and Offensiveness………but she also has C-L-A-S-S.
Climbing the rungs of achievement by using Criticism, Scorn, Mockery, and Ridicule while replying verbally to someone while also blending Whit, Irony, and Humor in the comment is not a goal attained by the lazy minded person with a small vocabulary.
Sarcasm is contemptuous critical language designed to cut or give pain. If you’ve never felt pain or disgust from society, you’ll have a difficult time appreciating sarcastic sayings or comments.
Although I think ALL of the quotes and sayings on this website could be referred to as Sarcastic, I’ve categorized them into groups using societies titles, and my personal definition of Life Quotes, Funny, Humorous, and Hilarious Quotes.
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There are 21 original quotes that are copyrighted by Miz Sarcastic hanging around on the different pages here.
4 on the Sarcastic Quotes page.
3 on the Life Quotes – Quotes About Life page.
4 on the Funny Sayings, Funny Quotes, & One Liners page.
4 on the Humorous Quotes, Humorous Sayings, and One Liners page.
And 7 on the Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes, and Witty Sayings page.
If you share my opinions about life, and these sarcastic sayings perfectly describe your feelings – Wonderful! Welcome to my world! Life really doesn’t last that long, so you might as well enjoy letting people know exactly how you feel and what you think with a T shirt or coffee mug.
This website may hold a quote or one liner that describes someone you know to a ‘T’. You could be what society loosely labels ‘a Bitch’, and gift that lucky person with a custom t shirt or coffee mug that will either make them laugh or insult them!
Miz Sarcastic’s Classical Design
You will not find a HUGE font that’s usually hard to read and looks like a kindergardener’s printing on these unique coffee mugs – Miz Sarcastic thinks those types of unique coffee cups and funny T shirts are very very T-A-C-K-Y.
The MizSarcastic.com logo is placed below each design, adding authenticity and interest. I’ve enlarged and watermarked my logo on the quotes and sayings images below, but on the actual products the logo is a smaller, tasteful, un-watermarked image.
With the U.S. economy as it is – unless you’re a millionairess, ladies desire to stretch the use of the ‘basics’ in their wardrobe. The quotes and sayings in my designs are positioned on your chest to easily hide under a jacket, making them nice ‘basics’ to use in layering.
When People Ask Stupid Questions T Shirts by MzSarcasm
Do the sayings and one liners make them funny T shirts or offensive T shirts? That’s up to you and your sense of humor to decide, but when you click on any of the links for the T Shirts you’ll have the choice to choose many fashionable colors and styles for your wardrobe.
Availability
Miz Sarcastic’s Store Is Private
Not every Tom, Dick, and Harriet can purchase my products. The store has chosen to use a privacy format, making it and the products ‘unavailable’ to the host’s marketplace.
The few ways to view & purchase my products are:
Through a direct link on this page.
Becoming a member of Miz Sarcastic’s FaceBook page.
~FaceBook note~
this is a brand new website, so asap I’ll be designing the complementary Fan page that will also display excerpts from my blog. As soon as it’s complete, I’ll include links to the Fan page here and elsewhere on this website.
“When People Ask Stupid Questions – it’s my legal obligation to answer sarcastically”. The ‘When People Ask Stupid Questions’ Sarcastic Quote is available through the T Shirt link above, or as a Unique Coffee Mug by MzSarcasm
“Think I’m Sarcastic? – Think I give a shit about your opinion?”. An Original Copyrighted Quote from Miz Sarcastic, available on many T Shirt Styles and Think I’m Sarcastic? Coffee Mugs by MzSarcasm
“If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer – Don’t Ask Stupid Questions”. If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny T Shirts and Unique Coffee Mugs
“I’m not good at giving advice…..how about sarcasm?”. This Sarcastic Quote is available on T Shirts and Not Good At Giving Advice Coffee Cups
“Get Them With Wit – Be Sarcastic”. An Original Copyrighted Quote from Miz Sarcastic. These type of sarcastic sayings are available as Sarcastic Funny T Shirts, and Get Them With Wit, Be Sarcastic Unique Coffee Cups by MzSarcasm
“Tact: for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic”. The Tact definition for sarcastic comments are available as Many Different T Shirt Styles, and Coffee Mugs
“I Have A Ph.D In Sarcasm – Don’t Piss Me Off”. One of my favorite sayings, this is an Original Sarcastic Quote that’s copyrighted by Miz Sarcastic. It’s available as a Sarcastic One Liners T Shirt, or on a Coffee or Beer Mug
“Sarcasm: the body’s natural defense against stupidity”. This funny sarcastic quote is available as a Sarcasm Definition T Shirt, or the Sarcasm: A Body’s Natural Defense Unique Coffee Mug by MzSarcasm
“Sarcasm: a device to avoid telling people what you really think about them”. I like this sarcasm definition too, how about you? It’s available as a Sarcastic One Liners T Shirt, or Unique Coffee Cup
“I Have A Ph.D In Sarcasm”. Ahhhh, a nicer way to warn people that you have control of the english language! I have a Ph.D. in Sarcasm is a Copyrighted Quote from Miz Sarcastic. You can display it as a Funny T Shirt, or on a Coffee Mug
“Think I’m Sarcastic? watch if I pretend to care”. The ‘Think I’m Sarcastic?’ quote is available on T Shirts and Mugs by MzSarcasm
“Sarcasm – is anger’s evil cousin”. Sarcasm Anger’s Evil Cousin sarcastic sayings for Funny T Shirts or Unique Coffee Cups by MzSarcasm
“Sarcasm: it beats killing people”. Miz Sarcastic thinks this sarcastic comment is perfect! Wear it on a T Shirt, or display it on a Coffee Mug
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love the website it faintly resembles my attitude a little bit lighter though I must say but still I like it you say alot of the same shit that I do on a daily basis thing is I dont know if there is just something wrong with me or it is a bad thing but acting this way is totally natural for me I live it breathe it smell it 24hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year I just dont give a damn what people think so I end up saying whatever feels natural at the time and people are usually just a little shocked